This page tracks the costume evolution on The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
|150px||First costumes of the group||1997||The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (song), The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown||N/A|
|150px||Second costumes of the group||2002||Jonah, Gideon: Tuba Warrior|| Pa Grape wears a blue captain jacket with a red ribbon. His mustache is design different with gold rings, and his hat is redesigned and has Tic-Tac-Toe, as a reference to his game from Esther... The Girl Who Became Queen.
Larry wears a beige type of cloth with a belt. His bandana is slightly redesigned with small polka dots, his eye-patch is small, and beard and mustache are resigned, making it more real than his fake one from the previous design. Mr. Lunt has amber hair, with mustache and sideburns. He wears a navy red striped shirt and a green bandana with big yellow spots, replacing his hat.
|Current costumes of the group||2007-08||The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (film)|| Pa Grape's design of his costume remains the same, but his red cloth belt is smaller and his hat has a "P" with a fork and knife, resembling a skull and crossbones.
Larry's costume remains the same, though his beige cloth is cleaner and his belt has reduced. His mustache and beard are black than the previous design. Mr. Lunt wears a similar outfit to Larry's, though his belt is more brighter and has a brown buckle. His bandanna is blue with with polka dots.